Bible jokes for you:
Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? Because he floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation!
What kind of car did the disciples drive? A Honda, because in Acts 2:1 it says they were all in one Accord!.)
Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? Because he refused to ask for directions
How do we know that cars are in the Bible? Because Jesus drove a Honda: "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." (John 12:49).
Why was Adam a fast runner? Because he was the first in the human race!